i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things
did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?
counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
I found it, i found the best line of fanfiction ever written.
me tryna flirt
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
give me attention so i can ignore you
i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them